HOW TO GET RID OF THE PEST

In perusing the news today, I read where we are having success in Iraq, that Ashcroft and Evans have resigned from the Bush cabinet, gold ended firm in Europe in a 16 year high, and oil prices continue their six week fall. However, I have now read it all ... "Kerry supporters seek therapy in South Florida".
The mental condition of the 15 patients being treated by a Boca Raton trauma specialist is now known as "post election selection trauma", or PEST. Therapists in Palm Beach County are "working to develop a counseling program" for this latest of psychological problems. The executive director of the American Health Association, in Boca Raton, reports the malady to be "like post-traumatic stress syndrome ... "
I thirst for the day these "victims" turn on their party, hire John Edwards to represent them, and sue the DNC, alleging the Dems ran such a lousy campaign that their candidate was defeated, that the defeat has caused these "victims" to suffer from PEST, and only millions of dollars will compensate them for their "pain and suffering".